WASD YOU THINKING?!

Meet Reginald Q. Whiskerstein III:
Gentleman, scholar, mouse-on-a-mission.
With a top hat snug and a questionable sense of balance,
He pedals through peril with rodent precision.

But beware:
The controls are fickle.
The road is rude.
One bump, one blunder - you're totally screwed.

🎩 Drag to pedal.
🌀 Swerve with flair.
💥 Hit a block? Back to thin air.

A rhythm of chaos, a dance of despair,
Yet somehow, you'll laugh as you fly through the air.

Perfect for fans of rage, rodents, and ridiculousness.